• mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints
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